The URL says Tucson. The campaign says all of District 6.

Actual Things to Spend Your Money On

(Instead of This Campaign)

We mean it. We’re not taking your donations — but you’ve apparently got a few dollars you were willing to throw at a write-in candidate who once failed to recognize an astronaut in his own living room. So here are better places for it, arranged from “right in front of you” to “the other side of the planet.”

Everything here is deliberately non-partisan and non-religious. No causes that’ll start a fight at Thanksgiving. Just people, animals, and rest. Pick a tier. Open it. Do one thing.

Yourself and the People You Love

The most radical thing on this list. You’re allowed to spend money on being a person.

Go to The Loft Cinema — it’s a Tucson nonprofit art house, it’s right here on Speedway, and it even runs on solar. You’re buying a date night AND supporting a local institution. → loftcinema.org

Not a chain. A place where the owner might be in the kitchen. The money stays in town.

The shoes, the book, the tool. You know the one.

Babysitter included.

Buy yourself an afternoon where you owe nobody anything. That counts.

No charity needed. No website. Just a person you can see.

Cover a struggling friend's bill

the phone, the groceries, the car repair. Quietly.

in the best way.

in line who’s counting change.

you know is barely holding on and would never ask.

your treat, no discussion.

Verified, local, secular. These serve the actual district.

Community Food Bank of Southern Arizona

feeds people across Cochise, Graham, Greenlee, Pima, and Santa Cruz counties (which is basically all of District 6). Every dollar is meals. → communityfoodbank.org

local animal shelter and pet-food pantry that helps families keep their pets when money’s tight. → hssaz.org

use DonorsChoose to pick a real public-school project in the Tucson area and pay for it directly. → donorschoose.org

search “[your town] Friends of the Library” and donate. Libraries are the last free, non-judgmental public space we’ve got.

 find the one nearest you and fill it.

Bigger reach, still secular, still non-partisan.

Feeding America

the national food-bank network; routes your gift to wherever the need is highest. → feedingamerica.org

 fund a classroom in a part of the country that needs it more than yours does. → donorschoose.org

provides medical aid across all 50 states after disasters, with no regard to politics, religion, or ability to pay. → directrelief.org

 there’s always somewhere. Give when it’s current and forgotten in three weeks.

local emergency assistance funds that quietly keep people housed.

If you want to do the most good per dollar, this tier is where the evidence points — and we kept it clear of any current conflict so nobody has to argue about it.

GiveDirectly

sends cash, with no strings attached, straight to people living in extreme poverty. They decide what they need, not a middleman. Rigorously studied, remarkably efficient. → givedirectly.org

funds clean, safe drinking water in developing countries. 100% of public donations go to the work. Secular, despite the name. → charitywater.org

medical supplies and aid in more than 90 countries, politically and religiously neutral. → directrelief.org

a platform where you pick the country and the project. Want to help a specific place? Browse, choose, give — your conscience, your call. → globalgiving.org

check it first at charitynavigator.org or givewell.org so your money goes where it says it does.

That's the list. If you read this whole page and still want to give us money — don't. Take someone you love to the Loft instead. That's a better use of twenty bucks than any campaign, including this one.